| You'll Never Amount to Anything (2011) (pre-production) .... Grandpa
Beck |
| Doesn't Texas Ever End (2009) (filming) .... Freddie |
| Sarah's Choice (2009) (V) .... Pastor Smith |
| Opposite Day (2009) .... Jack Benson |
| The Christmas Conspiracy (2008) .... Narrator |
| The Sarah Silverman Program. .... Dr. Eddie Hackmeyer (1 episode,
2008) |
| That '70s Show .... Murph (1 episode, 2006) |
| Freezerburn (2005) .... Alan Merkel |
| Arrested Development .... Cal Cullen (2 episodes, 2005) |
| Quiet Kill (2004) .... Frank Rubin |
| 7th Heaven .... James Rodgers, Sr. (1 episode, 2004) |
| The Sure Hand of God (2004) .... Jamie Denton |
| The Santa Trap (2002) (TV) .... Santa Claus |
| Another Pretty Face (2002) (TV) .... Levi Downs |
| Groom Lake (2002) .... Irv Barnett |
| The Price of Air (2000) .... Mr. Rye |
| Big Brother Trouble (2000) .... Captain Stacey |
| Family Guy .... Tom Bradford (1 episode, 1999) |
| Angel on Abbey Street (1999) .... Preacher |
| Touched by an Angel .... Eb / ... (2 episodes, 1995-1998) |
| The Love Boat: The Next Wave .... Sid Glacken (1 episode, 1998)
|
| Evasive Action (1998) .... Parole Officer |
| The Weird Al Show .... The Burglar (1 episode, 1997) |
| Demolition University (1997) (V) .... Army General |
| Boy Meets World .... Amish Farmer (1 episode, 1996) |
| Love Is All There Is (1996) .... Dr. Rodino |
| Maybe This Time .... Jack (1 episode, 1996) |
| Demolition High (1996) (V) .... General Wainwright |
| For Goodness Sake II (1996) .... Game show host |
| A Dangerous Place (1995) .... Principal |
| Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman .... Orphanage Worker
/ ... (1 episode, 1994) |
| Baywatch .... Henry / ... (1 episode, 1994) |
| Burke's Law (1 episode, 1994) |
| Diagnosis Murder .... Monty Emerson (1 episode, 1993) |
| The Odd Couple: Together Again (1993) (TV) .... Roy |
| Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993) .... The Abbot |
| The Golden Palace .... Taylor (1 episode, 1993) |
| Body Trouble (1992) .... Max |
| Final Embrace (1992) .... Larch |
| WIOU .... Floyd Graham (14 episodes, 1990-1991) |
| Jake Spanner, Private Eye (1989) (TV) .... The Commodore |
| An Eight Is Enough Wedding (1989) (TV) .... Tom Bradford |
| Growing Pains .... Nick Simpson (1 episode, 1989) |
| The Adventures of McGee and Me .... Art Store Seller (1 episode,
1989) |
| Going to the Chapel (1988) .... Rick |
| The New Adventures of Pippi Longstocking (1988) .... Greg The Glue
Man |
| 14 Going on 30 (1988) (TV) |
| A Mouse, a Mystery and Me (1987) (TV) .... Santa Claus |
| Rags to Riches .... Phil Johnson (1 episode, 1987) |
| Eight Is Enough: A Family Reunion (1987) (TV) .... Tom Bradford
|
| Spaceballs (1987) .... King Roland |
| The Facts of Life .... Frank Stickle (1 episode, 1987) |
| Combat High (1986) (TV) .... Principal |
| Picnic (1986) (TV) .... Howard Bevans |
| Murder, She Wrote .... District Atty. Fred Whittaker (1 episode,
1986) |
| The Midnight Hour (1985) (TV) .... Martin Grenville |
| Crazy Like a Fox (1 episode, 1985) |
| Hotel .... Frasier Pratt / ... (2 episodes, 1983-1985) |
| Mike Hammer (1 episode, 1984) |
| Finder of Lost Loves .... Alan Nettles (1 episode, 1984) |
| Masquerade (1 episode, 1984) |
| The Love Boat .... Charlie Dillinger / ... (6 episodes, 1978-1984)
|
| The Hoboken Chicken Emergency (1984) (TV) .... Mayor |
| Insight .... Jerry (3 episodes, 1973-1983) |
| The Fairest of Them All (1983) (TV) .... Host |
| Too Close for Comfort .... Arthur (1 episode, 1983) |
| High Powder (1982) (TV) .... Tom Reed |
| Lunch Wagon (1981) (uncredited) .... Bernie Simmons |
| Eight Is Enough .... Tom Bradford (112 episodes, 1977-1981) |
| Diary of a Teenage Hitchhiker (1979) (TV) .... Herb Thurston |
| Nutcracker Fantasy (1979) (voice) .... King Goodwin |
| With This Ring (1978) (TV) .... Alvin Andrews |
| High Anxiety (1977) .... Dr. Wentworth |
| Happy Days .... Asst. Principal Marvin Conners / ... (3 episodes,
1976-1977) |
| One Day at a Time .... Frank (1 episode, 1977) |
| C.P.O. Sharkey .... Psychiatrist (1 episode, 1977) |
| Gibbsville .... Patrick Malloy (1 episode, 1977) |
| The Tony Randall Show .... Myron C. Dobbs (1 episode, 1976) |
| The Shaggy D.A. (1976) .... Raymond |
| Freaky Friday (1976) .... Harold Jennings |
| What's Happening!! .... Mr. Claxton (1 episode, 1976) |
| The Six Million Dollar Man .... Harry Green / ... (2 episodes,
1975-1976) |
| Wonder Woman .... Jack Wood (1 episode, 1976) |
| Maude .... Gordon Coleman (1 episode, 1976) |
| The Streets of San Francisco .... Thurman Barber / ... (4 episodes,
1972-1976) |
| Phyllis (1 episode, 1976) |
| The Love Boat (1976) (TV) .... O'Neil, the Doctor |
| Charo and the Sergeant (1976) (TV) .... Chaplain |
| Ace (1976) (TV) .... Mr. Mason |
| Gus (1976) .... Cal Wilson |
| Treasure of Matecumbe (1976) .... The Gambler |
| Barnaby Jones .... Melvin Pearson / ... (2 episodes, 1974-1976)
|
| Emergency! .... Carter Merkle / ... (2 episodes, 1972-1976) |
| Ellery Queen .... Billy Geeter (1 episode, 1976) |
| When Things Were Rotten .... Friar Tuck (13 episodes, 1975) |
| Medical Center .... Dr. Feldman / ... (3 episodes, 1972-1975) |
| Ladies of the Corridor (1975) (TV) .... Mr. Humphries |
| Grandpa Max (1975) (TV) .... Mr. Unger |
| S.W.A.T. .... Waldon (1 episode, 1975) |
| The Rookies .... Fullmer / ... (2 episodes, 1973-1975) |
| Hot L Baltimore .... A.J. Horn (1 episode, 1975) |
| The Strongest Man in the World (1975) .... Harry |
| Adam-12 .... Harry Curtis (1 episode, 1974) |
| Kolchak: The Night Stalker .... Alfred Brindle (1 episode, 1974)
|
| Sierra .... Ed (1 episode, 1974) |
| Ernie, Madge and Artie (1974) (TV) |
| Young Love (1974) (TV) .... April's Father |
| The Girl with Something Extra .... Morgan (1 episode, 1974) |
| The New Dick Van Dyke Show .... Max Mathias / ... (10 episodes,
1972-1974) |
| Chopper One (1 episode, 1974) |
| Banacek .... Donald Morgan (1 episode, 1974) |
| Superdad (1973) .... Ira Kushaw |
| Love, American Style .... (segment "Love and the Tattoo") / ...
(4 episodes, 1971-1973) |
| Westworld (1973) .... Banker |
| Wait Till Your Father Gets Home (1 episode, 1973) |
| Adam's Rib .... Commissioner Hoyt (1 episode, 1973) |
| Thicker Than Water .... John (1 episode, 1973) |
| Soylent Green (1973) .... Usher #1 |
| The Paul Lynde Show .... Dr. Willis / ... (2 episodes, 1972-1973)
|
| Cannon .... George Abel (1 episode, 1973) |
| The Brian Keith Show .... Jerry Mason (1 episode, 1973) |
| McMillan & Wife .... Henry (1 episode, 1973) |
| Snowball Express (1972) .... Mr. Carruthers |
| The Doris Day Show .... April's Father (2 episodes, 1971-1972)
|
| Dirty Little Billy (1972) .... Berle's customer |
| Banyon .... Earl Gifford (1 episode, 1972) |
| The Crooked Hearts (1972) (TV) .... Edward, the desk clerk |
| Hec Ramsey (1972) (TV) .... Earl Enright |
| The Partners .... Sgt. Nelson Higgenbottom (20 episodes, 1971-1972)
|
| Joe Kidd (1972) .... Hotel Manager |
| Beware! The Blob (1972) .... Scoutmaster Adleman |
| The Don Rickles Show .... David (1 episode, 1972) |
| Sanford and Son .... Hamlin (1 episode, 1972) |
| Making It (1971) .... Warren |
| A Memory of Two Mondays (1971) (TV) .... Raymond |
| Zachariah (1971) .... The Dude |
| Confessions of a Top Crime Buster (1971) (TV) .... Sgt. Nelson
Higgenbottom |
| Arnie .... Walter Granscog / ... (3 episodes, 1970) |
| That Girl .... Mr. Morse (1 episode, 1970) |
| The Governor & J.J. .... Bertrum Bannister (1 episode, 1970) |
| I Dream of Jeannie .... Market Clerk (1 episode, 1970) |
| Charly (1968) (as Richard Van Patten) .... Bert |
| The Secret Dream Models of Oliver Nibble (1967) (as John Acerno)
.... Oliver Nibble |
| Violent Midnight (1963) .... Police Lt. Palmer |
| Young Dr. Malone (1958) TV series .... Larry Renfrew (1961-1962)
|
| Rawhide .... Matt Reston (1 episode, 1959) |
| Mike Hammer .... Paul Sterovsky (1 episode, 1958) |
| Mama .... Nels Hansen (3 episodes, 1949-1956) |
| The Making of a Film (2009) (filming) .... Himself |
| First Dog (2010) (post-production) .... Himself |
| Hollywood Moments (2009) (completed) .... Himself |
| Entertainment Tonight .... Himself (3 episodes, 2006-2009) |
| Inside Edition .... Himself (1 episode, 2009) |
| According to Dom (2009) .... Himself |
| Jury Duty (2007) TV series .... Himself (unknown episodes, 2007)
|
| TV Land Confidential .... Himself - Interviewee / ... (3 episodes,
2005-2007) |
| In the Mix .... Guest (1 episode, 2006) |
| Jimmy Kimmel Live! .... Himself (2 episodes, 2005-2006) |
| The John Kerwin Show .... Himself (1 episode, 2005) |
| TV Land's Top Ten .... Himself (1 episode, 2005) |
| Biography .... Himself / ... (3 episodes, 2001-2004) |
| Living in TV Land .... Himself (1 episode, 2004) |
| Christmas in Tinseltown (2004) (V) .... Himself |
| Life with Bonnie .... Himself (1 episode, 2003) |
| Weird Al' Yankovic: The Ultimate Video Collection (2003) (V) (uncredited)
.... |
| Himself (Smells Like Nirvana, Bedrock Anthem) |
| Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003) .... Himself |
| Comedic Genius: The Work of Bernard Slade (2003) (TV) .... Himself
|
| The Man Show .... Himself (3 episodes, 2000-2003) |
| Tvography: Lee Majors - Hollywood's Bionic Hero (2002) (TV) ....
Himself |
| Playboy: Inside the Playboy Mansion (2002) (TV) .... Himself |
| Hollywood Squares .... Guest Appearance (3 episodes, 1999-2001)
|
| ESPN SportsCentury .... Himself (1 episode, 2001) |
| E! True Hollywood Story .... Himself / ... (2 episodes, 1999-2000)
|
| Y2K: A World in Crisis (1999) TV mini-series .... Himself |
| The Weird Al Show .... Himself (1 episode, 1997) |
| The Rosie O'Donnell Show .... Himself (1 episode, 1997) |
| 'Weird Al' Yankovic: The Videos (1996) (V) .... Himself |
| Cybill .... Himself (1 episode, 1995) |
| The 'Weird Al' Yankovic Video Library: His Greatest Hits (1992)
(V) (uncredited) .... Himself |
| Circus of the Stars #15 (1990) (TV) .... Performer |
| 1989 Johnnie Walker National Comedy Search (1989) (TV) .... Himself
|
| Dirty Tennis (1989) (V) .... Himself |
| Couples Do It Debbie's Way (1988) (V) .... Himself |
| Family Comedy Hour (1987) (TV) .... Himself |
| The New Hollywood Squares .... Guest Appearance (1 episode, 1987)
|
| This Is Your Life .... Himself (1 episode, 1983) |
| Dom DeLuise (1983) TV episode .... Himself |
| Just Men! .... Himself (1 episode, 1983) |
| Andy Williams' Early New England Christmas (1982) (TV) .... Himself
|
| I Love Liberty (1982) (TV) |
| The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson .... Himself (2 episodes,
1978-1981) |
| CHiPs .... Himself (2 episodes, 1979-1980) |
| Thanksgiving Special (1980) (TV) .... Himself |
| Battle of the Network Stars VII (1979) (TV) .... Himself (ABC Team
Captain) |
| The Hollywood Squares .... Guest Appearance (12 episodes, 1977-1979)
|
| Battle of the Network Stars VI (1979) (TV) .... Himself (ABC Team
Captain) |
| Disneyland .... Himself (1 episode, 1978) |
| ABC Presents Tomorrow's Stars (1978) (TV) .... Himself |
| The 32nd Annual Tony Awards (1978) (TV) .... Himself - Presenter
|
| Family Feud .... Himself (5 episodes, 1978) |
| Disco Fever: 'Saturday Night Fever' Premiere Party (1977) (TV)
.... Himself |
| Celebrity Challenge of the Sexes 2 (1977) (TV) .... Himself |
| Dinah! .... Himself (1 episode, 1977) |
| All-Star Family Feud Special (1977) TV series .... Himself (for
"Eight Is Enough") |
| The Face Is Familiar .... Himself (1 episode, 1966) |
| The Colgate Comedy Hour .... Himself - Actor (1 episode, 1950)
|
Dick
Van Patten started his career in showbiz as a child actor on Broadway
at the age of nine in The Eternal Road as Dickie Van Patten; he went
on to appear in twelve other Broadway plays as a teenager. He moved
on to television and movies with the 1949 TV series 
Show
Business
Springs.
He has also hosted the Dick Van Patten Celebrity Charity Poker Tournament,
held in the Coachella Valley. In 2009, Dick invited singer and American
Idol judge Paula Abdul with him to Palm Springs to attend a Guide Dogs
of the Desert graduation and raise money for this local non-profit organization.
lifetime
of work in many forms of entertainment.